The holidays are all about parties, and no holiday party is complete without ugly holiday sweaters. Whether it’s an actual ugly sweater party, or just an event that needs a little holiday cheer, these totally outrageous knit sweaters are the perfect cure for the common holiday outfit. With 5 new styles of Ugly Holiday Sweaters, online retailer www.Stupid.com has created a line of tacky, tasteless, but above all, hilarious sweaters to wear to any Christmas party or festive event this Holiday season.
They’re crude, tacky, distasteful, and above all else, funny – but then again, politically incorrect is always in style at www.Stupid.com. Here’s the Stupid.com 2013 Ugly Holiday Sweater Collection:
The “Toilet Santa” Sweater – The time to whip out your Holiday best is here again! This Sweater is completely Knit, just as if Grandma made each and every, tacky, stitch for you! They’re super comfortable and cheesy, the perfect combination for any and every Holiday celebration. Santa sits atop his Toilet as if you just barged into the restroom unannounced. How adorable and cute! Anything Santa does deserve to be immortalized on gift wrap, wreaths, lawn ornaments and such. Find those warm and fuzzy feelings whenever you wear this glorious Christmas gem. Let’s get Chestnuts roasting and bells jingling everywhere.
The “Granny Got It” Sweater – The Ugly Holiday Sweater tradition continues with this Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Sweater. Is it warm, snuggly and a winter must? Check. Is it tacky, but in the best way possible? Check. This 100% cotton Knit, Sweater features Grandma in her hair rollers and walker being tossed aside by some unaware Reindeer carrying a whole lot of cargo into the Christmas night. What was Grandma even doing in the path of these Reindeer? Why would she be on the roof or the road? Did these Reindeer intentionally seek her? Will she press charges?
The “Pole Dancing Elves” Sweater – The Holidays just got a lot more jolly! Santa’s Elves are not only excellent craftspeople but they can Pole Dance like nothing you’ve ever seen. It seems Santa’s workshop has Pole slides from the upstairs chambers to the actual shop down below. The Elves have become masters of Pole techniques. And since it gets so hot in the workshop, the Elves have to make due in Elf, green Bikinis. What a bunch of hard-working souls! No wonder Santa stays in 364 days a year to monitor the workshop!
The “Lazer Cat-zilla” Sweater – What goes better with the Holidays than gargantuan Laser Cat-Zillas!? These Cats shoot lasers from their eyes, aiming for all things representing the Holidays. Leaving explosions and rubble in their path, these Cats are making the Holidays one epic, action-packed, adventure. They like to nap, clean themselves and blow up presents! These Sweaters are Knit from 100% cotton and look great at any Holiday party.
The “Pooping Moose” Sweater – The classic Moose Sweater has always been your go to for Winter wear hasn’t it? Well, it’s been a while and that Moose needs to take care of business. He can’t be the icon of 25+ Holiday seasons in a row and never stop to take care of business. Luckily we caught him in the act to make these beautiful Sweaters for you. The delicate snowflakes accent the beautiful droppings and squatting Moose. The bold, red color of the Sweater really makes you feel warm and cozy. So warm and cozy you might just me motivated to take care of business. Now hold if you do, so we can get our cameras.
All of these hilarious holiday sweaters ($38.99 each) can be purchased at www.Stupid.com.