FARTING BUTT PILLOWS, UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATERS TOP RETAILER’S LIST OF FUNNY HOLIDAY GIFTS AND SILLY STOCKING STUFFERS.
STUPID.COM – SHOP FOR LAUGHS!
The holidays have long been a time for traditional gift giving – but what about shoppers searching for something weird and unusual to
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give to those on their list? Where can you find the best gut-busting gag gifts? The ones that have tears streaming down your face? Stupid.com, of course. From the moment this press release landed on my desk, I haven’t stopped laughing. Seriously, folks, after you have purchased the iPad, the Nook, and IPhone, stop by stupid.com (www.stupid.com) and pick up some of these gifts. After all, you will need something to release some of the tension at the family dinner table, especially if you are a member of a particularly dysfunctional family group.
Stupid.com, internet retailer of funny holiday gifts and silly stocking stuffers, surveyed over 2,000 members of their online customer base in order to answer that exact question. The result is the web-based company’s 6th annual ranking of the TOP 10 STUPID HOLIDAY GIFTS OF 2012. This year’s list features an assortment of gifts under $20, each more wild and absurd than the next.
“Our accountants are scratching their heads this year,” says JIM KALMENSON, PRESIDENT OF STUPID.COM. “The more ridiculous the gag gift, the greater the sales volume.”
Here is the list of the Top 10 Stupid Holiday Gifts of 2012, listed in order of popular vote:
#1: SANTA’S FARTING BUTT TRAVEL PILLOW (288 VOTES)
A neck pillow in the shape of jolly old St. Nick’s buns, Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow is sure to crack up any weary traveler or sleep-deprived toilet-humor enthusiast as it farts loudly and explains, “Smells like Christmas!”
Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow